Huh. Funny :/
My friends tell me I am not funny. I always react as if I don’t know what’s the meaning of not funny. I always have a lot of dark jokes in my MacBook Air (#Flex) I have tortured my mom with my humorous jokes. I find my jokes funny even if they’re about a really dark topic. I have written a shit ton of dark shit, really dark shit.
Similar meaning of funny “humorous.” So far this story has been weird if you are reading (which I am sure you are) because I want this to be weird and funny and quote “Humorous.”
(A little off-topic) People who put air quotes on “everything.” “I am An Idiot, I am stupid, I am funny, I am weird.” said, me.
So far, every rule which was taught in school about writing a humorous story; I have broken every single one till now, because I want this to be weird and awkward when you read this.
Funny and Weird are a weird and a funny combination (see what I did there *wink*) Until now you would’ve guessed I am a Teenager, if you didn’t know what a teenager is, teenagers are… weird. They’re aged between 1–100. Off-beat is the best genre ever! I love stuff which isn’t perfect. Or my mom would like to call it *weird*
I am not taking this story seriously, and neither should you. YOU SHOULD NEVER WRITE THAT LINE, EVER, EVER, EVER. EVER. Because if you do, people don’t take you and your writing seriously.
And now, I will criticise the same platform which I am writing on. Medium; or as I would like to call it, 50 year old divorcees writing their 80 million hours long divorce stories on Medium.
P.S; that was the funny joke which I thought for an eternity.
HAHA :/